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deanpendragon:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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circumcisions:

we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

(Source: gay8)

she is cunning, and clever as hell
and she’ll eat you alive

(Source: adamakara)

My advice will be stop taking so many selfies. I have seen a lot of selfies lately. I think they’re getting a little out of control.

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader)

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

rnurica:

WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE GET UPSET AND ANGRY ON THIS WEBSITE WHEN THERE ARE POSTS LIKE THIS

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AND THIS

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WHY ARE YOU ARGUING


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LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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STOP TAKING THINGS SO SERIOUSLY THIS IS A BLOGGING WEBSITE IF SOMETHING ANGERS YOU JUST WATCH A CAT VIDEO FOR REAL 

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

joshpecksdad:

joshpeckofficial:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeckofficial:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

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bye hater

do not use that tone on your mom young mister

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life